Axolotls have the unique ability to regenerate most body parts. In a period of months, they can grow entire new limbs and even portions of the brain and spine.
they also have the ability to make cute little smiley faces and be completely adorable
Oh my god, JUST LIKE EREN!
I would buy that so fast it’s not even funny.
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
Can we all just post this picture forever?
Reblogging This Forever
if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
I always reblog this I just love it so much
okay listen. A train is coming towards you. You close your eyes. The train stops coming towards you. You haven’t died. Your brain is really freaking relieved that the train is not coming towards you anymore. That’s why you feel calm. Brains aren’t so stupid that they think you’ve died just because everything is black. It might have felt a bit stressed by seeing that there is a large vehicle travelling towards you, because sometimes it can have problems with understanding things outside of you and telling what’s real and what isn’t. But your brain perfectly aware that your heart is still beating and your lungs are still breathing and blood is still travelling around your body. That’s it’s job. You don’t feel calm because you “died”, you feel calm because you’re ALIVE.
Can we stop glorifying suicidal thoughts now please?
No matter what happens, you will always have an ancient part right in the middle of your human brain, somewhere that you have no access to, that wants nothing more than for you to stay alive.
FUCKING THANK YOU
THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG
“I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”??? Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now? What happened to equal rights?
Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude!
I would have literally screamed at him/her.
Ok, I don’t normally add my input to this but… ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! DO YOU GUYS SEE THE LAST THING THIS TEACHER FUCKING PUT?! DO YOU?! PLEASE HAVE A PARENT OR GUARDIAN SIGN HERE AFTER READING THIS INDICATING THEY KNOW YOU NEED HELP.
WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?! I’m sooooo damn sorry that apparently writing a story about a same sex couple means we need help. LOOKS LIKE OVER HALF OF TUMBLR NEEDS HELP GUYS. WE NEED TO GO TO THERAPY BECAUSE WE DECIDED TO SHOW THAT IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING BOY AND A FUCKING GIRL TO BE A COUPLE. LOVE IS LOVE, GOD DAMN IT. YOU EVEN SAID THEY SOUNDED LIKE A CUTE COUPLE. THEN YOU HAD TO BE A DOUCHE BAG AND ADD IN IF ONE OF THEM WAS A GIRL.
If your student wants to write about a same sex couple YOU LET THEM FUCKING DO IT.
I would love to see if (s)he were to write this on a student’s paper who has same sex parents and the story was about their parents. OH I HOPE TO GOD IT HAPPENS.
Because then this teacher could have a bitch fit, seeing two male or two female signatures and be all like ‘OH, IS THIS A FREAKING JOKE?! THESE ARE YOUR CHARACTER’S SIGNATURES, YOU OBVIOUSLY DID THIS YOURSELF.’ And the student would say,
‘No. I wrote the story with my parents. You can call them.’ And the teacher will call for a parent teacher meeting with BOTH parents, and oh my God, it would be beautiful. I’m sorry, but this pisses me the fuck off. Don’t you dare go tell a child that they need help for something they fucking wrote as a project. You gave a good grade, they haven’t done anything or shown any signs of needing help right? You just can’t fucking stand same sex couples, because you are a closed minded little asshole, who wants to judge everyone else because of it. GOOD NIGHT, I’M DONE. SCREW THE WORLD, SCREW HUMANITY. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT IT HAS GOTTEN TO LEAD EVEN TO THIS.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
THIS IS SO WRONG FUCK EVERYTHING
Are you fucking serious
If I was the parent I would fucking uproar to that, what the fuck is wrong with the motha fuckin teacher